BP problem solved. Really you should have asked me earlier.
I have the answer. Not Superman, though he would be a great help.
I think we should just drop a big rock. I mean a HUGE rock on the leak. This has a 2 part effect. 1. the rock would both cover and block the oil from escaping. 2. the weight of the rock/boulder would crash and hopefully twist the exposed pipe closed. Perfect plan and not more thought out than any other plan we have tried. I think they should at least give it a shot. And Superman, if you are out there... stop on by, pick a boulder and drop it over the huge, dark, oily, gross, blob of ocean life destroying hell in the Gulf of Mexico. It is hard to miss. THANKS. :)
I think we should just drop a big rock. I mean a HUGE rock on the leak. This has a 2 part effect. 1. the rock would both cover and block the oil from escaping. 2. the weight of the rock/boulder would crash and hopefully twist the exposed pipe closed. Perfect plan and not more thought out than any other plan we have tried. I think they should at least give it a shot. And Superman, if you are out there... stop on by, pick a boulder and drop it over the huge, dark, oily, gross, blob of ocean life destroying hell in the Gulf of Mexico. It is hard to miss. THANKS. :)

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